Bits and pieces

	Newspaper cuttings
	Answering machine messages...

Musings on Modern Life

I've had amnesia once -- or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
A torch is a case for holding dead batteries.
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
Is there another word for synonym?
The speed of time is one-second per second.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Upper crust: a number of persons stuck together by their dough.
Reunion: when you meet people your own age who all look a lot older than you.
You may not know when you are well off, but the Internal Revenue does.
A person seldom makes the same mistake twice. Generally it's three times or more.