
The Computer swallowed Grandma
The computer swallowed
Grandma
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the
recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked
Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online'.
So, if inside your 'Inbox',
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!
Contributed by Audrey Saxby